Apr 27 2009
How To Know When You’ve Been Affected by Twilight: MY PERSONAL TOP 10
(THE MAN, THE MYTH: Edward Cullen - VF Italy)
- You’ve never been much of a reader, but suddenly, you’ve devoted countless hours to reading this book.
- You’ve fabricated some sort of excuse, or faked some sort of illness, just to get out of doing something that would prevent you from staying home and burying your face in your book.
- You wonder why you’ve become so obsessed with this book and its characters, but before you consider yourself crazy, you decide to blame the person who got you hooked on the book in the first place!
- You carry the book EVERYWHERE you go — just in case you get a free moment to squeeze in some reading time.
- You fly through the entire saga like you’re in some sort of book marathon, which is mind boggling since let’s face it — you didn’t read this much even when you WERE in school!
- You’ve shut out the entire world and everyone that matters around you. Basically, some member of your family or friends was neglected in some way while you were busy reading.
- You sit and wonder why every guy can’t be Edward, or dream of wanting your own Edward. You’ve basically fallen in love with Edward and are extremely envious of Bella.
- The minute you finished Twilight, you rushed out (literally) to buy New Moon and repeated that process for the other two books.
- The minute you finished reading the entire saga, you went into a sort of ‘Twilight Depression’ where you sat around wondering ‘what now…. back to my OWN life?’ (sigh)
- You decide to re-read the entire saga once you’re done, because as much as you hate to admit, you hate living outside of the Twilight World!

